Ant & Dec - Quote of the Day. - Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 12:51 am
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I'll start this off with a Christmas related quote.
From TOTP magazine:
The lads discuss Christmas crackers:
Ant: When me mam went to work, I used to take the crackers off the Christmas tree, unravel them, take out the pressie and then put them back. My mam always gets great crackers from M&S- you know the ones where you get things like whistles inside. Great for taking to gigs! I once got a model of the Starship Enterprise in a cracker!
Dec: What? I always got things like a plastic ring that doesn't fit on any of my fingers!
Ant: Your mam wants to put her hand in her pocket and get some decent crackers this year, doesn't she mate!
Discussing winter woolies:
Ant: When I was 12, my cousin knitted me a willy warmer!
Dec: Did you wear it?
Ant: Yeah, but it kept falling off. I was only 12 though!
Dec: I had a little red balaclava that used to cover all my face. I used to wear it to school.
Ant: You think that's bad?! Me mam once made we wear a pair of woolly tights to school because she was scared I'd catch a cold! Everyone saw these red woolly things sticking out from under my trousers- it was so embarrassing!
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Lmao! that is brilliant! Pisha you are my Ant and Dec God!
I can never think of any quotes when I need them.
Anyone remember the horse thing I think it was about the football show they did. I cant remember the joke but it was to dowith dec and the horse lmao
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- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 1:20 am
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Horse thing? Please elaborate!
(I didn't remember that quote I posted btw, I copied it from an old article! Gotta try and find some more funny ones. Their all old, but don't matter really!)
- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 2:12 am
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Dec was talking and said something like year the horse was nice, came out like he fancied it or something, It might of been the princes thing, not sure I know it was a one off show
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- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 4:54 pm
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omg...thanks for that...that was brilliant...reall enjoyed it...
- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:08 pm
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Oh yay! I love quotes!!!
this isfrom one of their cd's, (Imagine Decs laughing his head off throughout!)
Ant: I hate ya Dec! I hate your floppy fringe! I hate the fact that your so small you dont bang your head off those things in Pizza Hut that are supposed to keep your breath of the food, I HATE IT!
- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:34 pm
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that is so funny...lol...were was that from...?...
- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:37 pm
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Omg I seriously LOL'd when I hurd that
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- Posted: Sat Dec 27, 2008 6:57 pm
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thanks for that...it was eally funny...was hat dec that went up to the recording really close and said something in a deep voice...?...
- Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 2:46 am
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I pissed myself laughing when I first heard that!
I love it when Dec punches Ant afterwards for being so rude!
A new quote for today (well, actually it's pretty old- from 1994:)
Question was Which one of your character traits would you change?:
Dec (AKA Mr Confident) said: "I really lack self confidence. I'd like to be more confident about the way I look. I look through magazines and see pictures of Mark Owen and think, 'Bloody hell, look at me compared to that'. My confidence is growing as we do more photo shoots, but I never think my pictures are as nice as Jason's or Robbie's. I think people like Mark Owne and Sean Maguire are good looking. But I'm not. Not at all".
The first time I read that I couldn't believe my eyes!! Silly guy. I wonder what he thinks of his looks nowadays. Nothing like that I hope!!!!
- Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:04 am
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That really makes me sad that he would think that about himself! \ I hope he's more confident about himself now... He's very good looking and he should know that! And beside that, he's very funny, sweet, charming, etc. (I could go on and on...)
- Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:31 am
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I think he's still abit like that now, he always seems to change something every so often like, Having his hair streaked in 2001, Teeth whitened in around 04 and recently the Sun tanning.
If you check the holliday pictures Ants topless but decs wearing a T-shirt, they go to the gym often, and he's revolving his house round fitness, EG Swimming pool, I remember him saying on Takeaway he can barely swim
If you watch him at the begining of shows he often checks him self on a TV (they have little screen facing them on stage) he ruffles his hair, pats down his clothes.
Can you tell I watch Dec too much
_________________ Ant and Dec "Charlene, pontefract, thats not her second name, thats where she's from" Me!
- Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 3:55 am
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yes you do...i think to much hi...lol...dec is bloody gorgeous...and his fans screams so much when they see him...telling him hes gorgeous and that they love him...wouldnt that not put up his confidence...?...hope hes not like that now...
- Posted: Sun Dec 28, 2008 10:47 am
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AntnDec wrote:
I think he's still abit like that now, he always seems to change something every so often like, Having his hair streaked in 2001, Teeth whitened in around 04 and recently the Sun tanning.
If you check the holliday pictures Ants topless but decs wearing a T-shirt, they go to the gym often, and he's revolving his house round fitness, EG Swimming pool, I remember him saying on Takeaway he can barely swim
If you watch him at the begining of shows he often checks him self on a TV (they have little screen facing them on stage) he ruffles his hair, pats down his clothes.
Can you tell I watch Dec too much
Thats so sweet that you notice that! I read that before in an old article, poor baby, Id say your right though, we could set him straight!
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I know it was a one off show
The first time I read that I couldn't believe my eyes!! Silly guy. I wonder what he thinks of his looks nowadays. Nothing like that I hope!!!!
I hope he's more confident about himself now... He's very good looking and he should know that! And beside that, he's very funny, sweet, charming, etc. (I could go on and on...)